By holyshitbatman - 09/11/2012 04:53 - United States - Toledo

Today, I started dating a seemingly normal guy. Not even four hours into our relationship, he began telling me that he can see spirits, dead people, and that I have a large black dog following me everywhere I go. FML
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theycallmejadeee 8

I'd be more worried about the "black dog" following you.

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69fuckyocouch 0

Well he's probably right. But 4 hours into a relationship is not too late to back out.

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purplequeen 5

I dated a guy like that. But he said I didn't have anything following me. But he had a spirit following him. I got out of that quick!

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Jaxx66 21

He's read the book 'scary story's to tell in the dark' too much! There is a story about a black dog that follows these two boys around. After they see it, one dies and it goes away. The other boy lives a long time, he finally sees it again and he dies(I can't remember if one of them had a black dog as a pet). The whole book has some weird stories. As long as you don't take someone's big toe and use it in a stew, you're fine. But seriously, he's weird. I just had to get rid of a person in my life that claimed my house was haunted and I have demons inside of me and said if I don't find Jesus I'll rot in hell.

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TimmaysRoXy 9

Harry Potter much?!

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obviousboy 8

He seems pretty normal for this country. Most people think one of their imaginary friends is watching everything they do from the clouds.

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amandagrace94 11

It's the grim!

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superguppy19 3

Find someone else I had an ex that did that too me that says she talked to demons

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donut_gurl 8

Well, many people believe in Spirits and some can even see them. Weather you believe it or not, he does and there isn't really anything wrong with it unless it goes too far, and you have to be the judge of that. If this is the only thing "wrong" with him, its not worth losing a guy over as long as its not something he talks about ALL the time. On the other hand, you just started dating, so if it really bothers you then break up with him. It won't hurt too much. Up to you, but I don't really thing its a big deal.

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