By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 05:41 - United States

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Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while. We got pretty into it and he went into my underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML
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maskedman 9

Apparently he never had the "boys have a penis and girls have a ******" talk with his mommy and daddy.

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Rickymonkeypants 0

omg that is the fml of the day

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Godxboredx 0

guess he was looking for something you don't have. lol

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MidgetMonster 0

gross, now just wouldn't you like to put your face in that.

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IAMLALA 0

Lol when i thought of this i thought of her being to heavy, not to hairy.

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Ibonkedyourmom 0

yea same like if he Pythia hand in there and there a big flab of fat over it and is covering it

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aeliz 0

Me too. I thought well, either she's too fat or he's exceptionally dumb.

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TheRipper_fml 0

OK then it's settled. OP deserves it for being a fat, hairy chick trying to get it on with a retarded boy.

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penpal33 7

I think it is time you had the 'TALK' with him about facts of life!

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xSundae 6

he should have rolled her in flour, and looked for the wet spot. Just a tip for next time.

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trizzieb 0

next time, slap her thigh and ride the wave in.

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yummy_mummy 0

I don't think he knew what he was doing, you may be the first girl he's ever touched "there" I think you need to show him what's where and what to do with it

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cracktus 0

This FML is super ambiguous. Did he think you were a dude? Were you too hairy? Too fat? Clarify!

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coolsteve 0

he was trying to find her clit but hers was too small or she wasnt aroused enough yet

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jsquared3509 0

I don't think it has anything to do with hair. fat. or penis's. maybe he's a newby and can't find the hole.

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MF12 0

And very unlike Tiger Woods.

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