By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 05:41 - United States

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Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while. We got pretty into it and he went into my underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML
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maskedman 9

Apparently he never had the "boys have a penis and girls have a ******" talk with his mommy and daddy.

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Rickymonkeypants 0

omg that is the fml of the day

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trumpetGIRL12345 0

jonny2x4 doesn't that kid in Ed Ed and eddy call him plank Just wondering.

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kyle1991 0

twats should be kept hairless. mo guy wants to go for a puss and get beaten to death by the forest of pube hairs, shave your vagg

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dorkrockz 0

haven't u heard of shaving

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buttshapedfruit 0

ew ur gross u hoe

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ShakesBeer 0

SHAVE THAT MOTHER ******* HAIRY PUSSY!!!!!!

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thatoneGeo 0

reminds me of the movie scary movie when the guy pops out with a chainsaw to trim all the pubic hairs out of the way,...

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KamilleBlack 3

That's really gross. I mean, I thought he was looking for a penis...but now that I understand...it's just so gross :S Sorry....

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yogibear01 0

I think he couldn't tell wether ur a guy or a girl

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chloeginger 0

here's what you do: 1) find your nearest walmart, because walmart has everything you could ever possibly need. 2) purchase a couple of razors 3) go home and begin tearing down the forest

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trebor8586 0

I say f his life for not know there is more of a difference between a guy and a girl than breasts

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