By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 05:41 - United States

Spicy
Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while. We got pretty into it and he went into my underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML
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maskedman 9

Apparently he never had the "boys have a penis and girls have a ******" talk with his mommy and daddy.

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Rickymonkeypants 0

omg that is the fml of the day

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QuidProQuo 1

sounds like someone needs indiana jones to find the secret treasure in the lost forest

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Hockeygurl17 0

wow i wanna go there …… hehe im 12 and i luv to have it

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subieguy 0

I thoroughly enjoy the females responses in a completely non sexual way. oh nd ydi a lot of "hot" guys are all looks that's it. oh and for having a "speedo full of brilla" cha cha cha chia

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SirWhatsHisFace 0

Have a fleshlite surgically inserted into your groin.

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RKftw 0

perhaps you should *puts on sunglasses* chop down the pussywillows

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sabatical 0

tell her to lay sideways, it'll resemble a lil hamburger

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