Intimacy: Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while....

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while. We got pretty into it and he went into my underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML

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By tinytitty - 23/03/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing, he replied, "Well I was looking for your boobs but… apparently you have none." FML

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By ilovesocks - 20/01/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML

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By miapapaya - 15/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML

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By Oops - 26/09/2011 15:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML

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By notsohappy - 18/02/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

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By vsshopper - 22/02/2012 19:21 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 16:44 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were getting dressed, I realized I had lost my bra. After intense searching I finally found it and put it on. It wasn't mine. FML

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Waste of time

By Anonymous - 11/08/2019 00:01

Today, I hooked up with a guy. He didn't last 30 seconds before finishing, Then his car wouldn't start. I ended up walking home after a hook up that wasn't worth it. FML

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Brain fart Andy over here

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 16:01 - Italy

Today, as I was getting dressed after a shower, I spent a good 30 seconds searching for my underwear… which I'd already put on at that point. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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maskedman 9

Monday 15 March 2010 12:29

Apparently he never had the "boys have a penis and girls have a ******" talk with his mommy and daddy.

Rickymonkeypants 0

Monday 15 March 2010 12:22

omg that is the fml of the day

Comments

da94 1

Wednesday 17 March 2010 6:34

no dumbass!!! god people are stupid. it means he his inexperienced or there is just alot of skin down there. his fault. not yours

chandra05_fml 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 21:38

woooooow !

badass20 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 2:05

damn girl u need to shave

FockinA 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 10:49

op: if you look in a mirror, do you see a man-ish looking woman? yeah, maybe your boyfriend's gay and expected to find "something" down there. imagine his disappointment. oh well. maybe try wearing a skirt, or not wearing a bra?

FAM_fml 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:04

Big girls need love to. Roll her around in some flour and look for the wet spot!!!!

subarumustang 0

Friday 19 March 2010 20:15

to save the day...you should have then just switched to your oral position...don't act like you haven't before.

fuzz97 23

Sunday 21 March 2010 0:45

it would have been funnier if you were the guy and he was the girl.

morgaleigh 6

Monday 29 March 2010 10:45

I agree with 184

gasjockey22 1

Saturday 17 April 2010 16:55

After reading the comments, I guess I misread this one. I thought it meant he was gay and thought you were a dude.

RufusCade 7

Monday 19 April 2010 15:00

That is still not clarified. There are three possible scenarios; 1. He's gay and thinks she's a he 2. She's fat 3. She REALLY needs to shave and an outsider 4. He's a total moron