By Anonymous - 27/02/2011 05:07 - United States

Today, I started lessons on snowboarding. As soon as I got to the top of the hill, my instructor pushed me saying, "Just believe, it'll come to you!" He said this just before I hit a tree, breaking my nose. FML
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hideyoself 4

Snowboarding is the best sport ever, but your instructor is an ass. you should begin at a small hill, practising your turns and speed. fyl

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Metthew 15

Firstly; What a douchebag of a "teacher". Secondly: Don't you have arms to guard your face?

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lemoncows 2

when in doubt, fall over

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xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

haha EPIC win ^

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Your instructor is a quack! It generally takes 2 or 3 snowboarding sessions to be able to snowboard at least decently enough. I went snowboarding for the third time yesterday and was still only able to slide for two or three minutes before needing to sit down.

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noahvs67 0

I didn't know ducks could be teachers

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bennzz1231 0

Hahaha ! Worst teacher ever ! But legit , couldn't yall have put your arms out to protect your face or even break the crash with the tree ..

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GoPlayInTraffic 2

damn! I am a snowboard instructor. There's no way I'd ever do that, even to an advanced rider. Too bad you're so far away. I'd give a free lesson or two just to clear the name of snowboard instructors

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benives21 4

u just use ur toes and ur heels, front toe then back toe to turn right and front heel then back heel to turn left

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catherine_everar 0

Weren't you ever told not to catch things with your Face?? You do have arms ya know.

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annihil8or 15

I agree with #3 sue the $hit outta him

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