By Anonymous - 05/04/2012 01:41 - United States - Lindale

Today, I started my brand new job. I was late because while repairing my favorite pair of high heels, I got Superglue in my eye. They had to scrape my cornea and I have to wear an eye patch. I'm now the "New pirate" in the office. FML
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LaColombianita 26

That sounds very painful! But pirate isn't that bad of a nickname.. At least they didn't call you cyclops or something like that lol.

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Mister_Triangle 21

Well, when a mommy superglue and a daddy eye love each other very much, they hug for a long time and a pirate baby is born!

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Vball6 19

Fake eye lashes I'm guessing

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Epic_Phale615 0

Women. The only thing they can do right is make sandwiches.

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MissCharlotte_fml 26

107, did you even read the FML? She was using them to fix her high heels. Also, who the **** uses superglue for fake eyelashes??

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Does that mean you're going to plunder Ye office booty? Y'aaarrrrr.

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EvilTeddysRock 2

just don't take the bus home,someone might want to test your new level of badassery

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shanemaximo 7

Don't end up in a roadside ditch.

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MissHayleyJames 7

And done end up reenacting scenes from Platoon with Charlie Sheen. Best commercials ever.

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wildsweetchild 19

Ouch...better that than illuminati bs .. '-)

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THE_A_TEEN 27

The illuminati is real, AND I CAN PROVE IT. THEY ARE AFTER YOU! I need my meds and tinfoil hat....

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Mister_Triangle 21

No matter how hard I try, I can't find the connection between supergluing eyes and the illuminati. I guess the illuminati brainwashed me too much

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wildsweetchild 19

Eye of Providence,,,apparently if any of the modern entertainers wears an eye patch or closes their one eye it’s immediately gets linked to illuminati…i guess i was reading way too many youtube comments. ;/

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waresjake 3

Argh, I still love Yee

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EatMare 8

How you managed to superglue your eye while repairing high heels beats me.

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emba_fml 13

she was probably supergluing the heel back onto one of them

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imjaninja 0

What? ...using her eye? :/ eeerrrrrrrrr

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joyc3 10

I was wondering the same... Unless she leaned in too close to see if.... Nah. I can't picture it!

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valalvax 13

Most likely superglue got on hand, rub eye

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MatthewDmerrill 5

Wish I was a pirate. Arrg.

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