Work and Transportation: Today, I started my new job as a UPS delivery guy. I successfully... - FML

By patate - 21/09/2017 21:02

Today, I started my new job as a UPS delivery guy. I successfully delivered only 3 out of the 25 packages: One to my ex and his new boyfriend, one to an elderly lady who pissed herself because I "rang the bell too loud" and one to a little girl who screamed, "Stranger danger!" FML

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Thursday 21 September 2017 18:41

For everyone wondering, I work in a tiny ass town in France where we don't have much delivery to make compare to others and I had the smallest car of the fleet that day I had 3 rounds of 25-30 medium packages to deliver all of them with a mandatory signature. Nobody was home even though I was in time for each and everyone of them. Only this first round was Horrible the rest of the day (and the week) went more smoothly

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Lobby_Bee 17

Wednesday 20 September 2017 13:23

Three out of twenty five delivered? Don't worry, you won't be a delivery driver for long.

GN777 2

Wednesday 20 September 2017 14:22

What happened to the other packages?

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Rammer3500 23

Wednesday 20 September 2017 23:53

First and last day*

patate_fml 6

Thursday 21 September 2017 18:41

For everyone wondering, I work in a tiny ass town in France where we don't have much delivery to make compare to others and I had the smallest car of the fleet that day I had 3 rounds of 25-30 medium packages to deliver all of them with a mandatory signature. Nobody was home even though I was in time for each and everyone of them. Only this first round was Horrible the rest of the day (and the week) went more smoothly

ProperPengTing 15

Thursday 12 October 2017 2:44

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