Animals: Today, I started my period. Every time I try to open a tampon,...

By nah - 09/09/2015 19:55 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I started my period. Every time I try to open a tampon, my dog goes crazy thinking it's one of his treats. Now I have to open them with my hair dryer on. FML

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By banj0 - 06/10/2012 22:58 - United States - Madison

Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML

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By ScoozieBooze - 20/12/2012 18:17 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 20:14 - United States - Columbia City

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

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By Genuine D - 13/05/2017 08:00 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML

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By blood buddies - 03/07/2014 17:53 - United States - Milford

Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML

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By mala_19 - 18/03/2020 20:14 - Sweden - Skellefte?

Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. When I took it out, a big chunk of dog hair came with it. I think I'm too grossed out to ever use it again. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 15:15 - Denmark

Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML

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By Sir Vom-a-lot - 14/06/2012 16:28 - United Kingdom - West Drayton

Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML

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Bad dog!

By A…… - 23/05/2015 03:25 - United States - Warner Robins

Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML

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Precision flinging

By oh god why - 06/10/2019 00:01

Today, while I was changing my tampon, I somehow managed to fling period blood into my eye. I wish I was making this up. FML

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Misswildsides 22

Thursday 10 September 2015 1:22

Do you let your dog in the bathroom with you when opening one or...?

cksmith51 14

Thursday 10 September 2015 1:20

Dogs like to attack the pussy, I don't blame him

Comments

fmljosh1015 20

Thursday 10 September 2015 6:19

This really doesn't seem like that big of a deal..

trucker2 33

Thursday 10 September 2015 6:57

Lmao, I guess it's good that you only have 1 dog.

feeloona 18

Thursday 10 September 2015 9:14

So what's the problem? Just close the door.

Aquari2760 2

Thursday 10 September 2015 12:51

In the bathroom? There is no other place to do that. You deserve it.

ellisp1 15

Thursday 10 September 2015 13:48

What does he think the hairdryer is?

quarterbird 18

Thursday 10 September 2015 20:26

Open bathroom door. Enter bathroom. Close bathroom door while pet remains outside of bathroom. Insert tampon. WASH HANDS. Exit bathroom.

Cringey 18

Thursday 10 September 2015 23:06

Is he a bloodhound?

Jhk9000 23

Thursday 10 September 2015 23:41

Maybe you should teach your dog some manners, and to listen to the commands you give it.

sailorarctic 22

Friday 11 September 2015 1:14

why don't you shut your bathroom door?

CommonSenseGuy 2

Friday 11 September 2015 2:59

Doors keep dogs out of rooms.

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