By Anonymous - 24/03/2012 22:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I started my research project on horror stories and people's fascination with them. I did some research and wound up reading H.P. Lovecraft. On the upside, I can now pee more easily. On the downside, it's likely to be in my pants. FML
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lolipop1234_fml 7

Well thank you 16 for replying instead of just pressing thumbs down.

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micahsmommy 13

"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown."

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Llamacod 11

Bullshit quote unless you give credit to originator

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micahsmommy 13

Figured it was implied since the FML was about him.

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nublets 12

32- just because you don't know of a famous quote doesn't mean it isn't legitimate

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MrSassypants 32

"You're quote is automatically false if you don't give credit to the person who said it." Oops, did I forget the person who said it? I guess the credit goes to Liamacod.

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Zoh_Aubrey 8

It's not a bullshit quote, hence the use of those little thingys called quotations. That means its not her words, but someone else's. Derp.

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someguy314159265 15

A quick Google search has shown me that the quote is from Lovecraft himself. See how easy it is to determine the veritability of a quote?

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mhterp90 17

Hope you don't have to present to the class.

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Michaelsgirl04 9

I thumbed you up because I read your profile. The "about me" made me chuckle

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florido_fml 10

I don't even feel like rereading this fml

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RoseTintMyWorld 8

But you feel like taking the time to reply to it? Makes perfect sense.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I'm guessing You have never read any of Lovecraft's literature. Read some, and I hope people beat You into submission as a way for You to grow a pair. Internet tough guy...

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TheDrudgeChild 4

95 - he doesn't even sound intelligent enough to read Lovecraft.

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touchesthelight 8

I agree. You'll need to grow a pair. If you're scared by H.P. Lovecraft's writing, then you're scared to easily. *SIGH* I feel sorry for all of you...

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sydie5 12

*googles H.P. Lovecraft* ... *scarred for life*

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MargieDrury 1

If you actually read one of his stories which one is the scariest or the best?

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sydie5 12

Perhaps The Shadow Over Innsmouth. That one was just weird.

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KMtheDrummer 6

If you're looking for truly scary books, read House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski. Only book I ever read that truly terrified me.

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wayfan 5

True that. I read the whole thing over a 3-month period. In the dark. When I was 15. Still scarred.

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LuckyTroll 6

Hope you don't gotta present in front of people or tell anyone the story lol

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lifesucks283 1

same thing happened to me, but when i found out who rick santorum is.

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KMtheDrummer 6

Or how many states he's polling well in!

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MrSexyPants 14

I'm ashamed I'm from Louisiana so much more than usual today.

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Hellomynameisme_fml 1

Who's that...? Sorry I don't watch the news lol

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

147 - Google it, why don't you?

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