By MySummerinEurope - 25/05/2012 22:59 - Belgium - Brussels

Spicy
Today, I started my third day of a student exchange program in Belgium. My room-mate is a guy, our beds are in the same room, and he's always in and out of the bathroom. Consequently, I don't have nearly enough privacy to choke the cock, if you know what I mean. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 571
You deserved it 29 832

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Do it in the shower! There's something wrong if your roommate comes in while you're in there...

all4pooh 4

I do. I do know what you mean..

Comments

omfg can't you cope with jerkn off for a week?

Sanch101 7

You specify your room mate is a guy? As you did this does this mean if your room mate was a girl this would not have stopped you building calluses?

So what your trying to say Is if your roommate was a girl you would wank right in front of her like she was a porno? Haha don't worry I know what you mean my boyfriend can't go 10 minutes with out being "on the toilet" :) just tell him F U I NEED TO PISS OUT OF MY WAY

You're in Belgium/Europe ! Expand your horizons to more than 'personal' pursuits... Pursue a gal!!

dragonmirado 12

The FML's have slipped. A guy not being able to jerk off is not grounds for an FML. Come on moderators...

rj33445 4

U shouldn't b choking the **** anyway

likeAwesome 3

Naw I don't get what you mean actually...

perdix 29

You're an exchange student. Learn the culture in your host country. You are not far from Waterloo, so go out there, whip out little Napoleon and go all Duke of Wellington on it until he surrenders. You'll have a nice, authentic Belgian wank and learn a little history. Sounds gagner-gagner à moi.

kjb1234 5