Intimacy: Today, I started my third day of a student exchange program in...

By MySummerinEurope - 25/05/2012 22:59 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, I started my third day of a student exchange program in Belgium. My room-mate is a guy, our beds are in the same room, and he's always in and out of the bathroom. Consequently, I don't have nearly enough privacy to choke the cock, if you know what I mean. FML

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By garfield749 - 29/12/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that I have to share a room with my new stepbrother. I also discovered that he takes the same number of showers over the course of two weeks as I do in a single day: one. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2023 14:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my roommate spends so much time in our dorm room that I got a boner when I heard him leaving for class, because it was my first chance in days to jack off in peace. FML

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By Scholar - 05/09/2012 16:13 - United States

Today, for the second day in a row, I got to hear both of my roommates having sex, through two closed doors and a hallway. This is as I hit my thirtieth month of involuntary celibacy. FML

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Forever alone

By Anonymous - 18/08/2020 08:08

Today, being a lonely exchange student, I slept with a guy from my dorm who I don’t genuinely like, just to show myself a good time. His equipment, fully deployed, was not even the size of my thumb and the entire business lasted less than 20 seconds. I was lonely enough to let him back in again. Twice. FML

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By Jordan - 10/08/2018 14:00 - United States - Boulder

Today, I met the guy who will be my dorm roommate for the fall semester. One of the first things he said was, "By the way, I'm into self-massage, so don't get weirded out if you hear noises coming from my room a lot." Great. FML

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By gullible - 21/02/2010 02:38 - United States

Today, I travelled across an ocean to visit the guy I'm dating. He lied to me about his apartment; he lives in a dorm with a twin-sized bed and a bathroom he shares with 8 guys. Just now, after taking 3 trains from the airport to his "apt", he asked me to edit his essay while he goes to class. FML

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So frustrating

By Anonymous - 13/12/2010 14:57 - United States

Today, I'm spending the night with the guy I've been interested in for a while. Instead of sleeping in the same bed together, he insists that I sleep in another room because he "doesn't want to be tempted to do anything." So, I'm alone, in my best lingerie, in his little brother's room. FML

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By Order of the Dangling Testicles - 28/01/2014 20:28 - United States - Astoria

Today, I moved back into my dorm. My ex-girlfriend, and the guy she left me for, now cohabit next door. Now I get to hear them screwing while I try to do my homework. FML

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By mrboston - 01/09/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML

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By I hear everything... - 22/04/2017 18:00

Today, I can now identify which of my four roommates is using the washroom, based on their grunts. I just love having a bedroom beside the bathroom. FML

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Linkerdoodles 15

Saturday 26 May 2012 5:34

Do it in the shower! There's something wrong if your roommate comes in while you're in there...

all4pooh 4

Saturday 26 May 2012 5:36

I do. I do know what you mean..

Comments

Chris9154 6

Saturday 26 May 2012 22:04

Wow then find a female

Raditude 0

Saturday 26 May 2012 23:18

Hope PETA don't read this. You shouldn't choke small defenseless creatures.

HentaiBunny 4

Saturday 26 May 2012 23:18

You say "if you know what i mean" if the insinuation is cleverly masked. "Choking the ****" can't be interpreted any other way. Why would you write that. I don't even... sigh.

CRC_101 31

Sunday 27 May 2012 5:14

Unless, of course, the reader is a fan of chickens.

melrose90210 10

Sunday 27 May 2012 0:55

If that's your biggest problem then lucky you.

vbmg152 18

Sunday 27 May 2012 3:00

Get a girl! Get a life! Don't bother us with your disgusting habits! Is nothing private, anymore? You're gross! YDI more than anyone ever deserved it!

mrlopez 13

Sunday 27 May 2012 13:50

*knocks on the door OP: Just huhh.. a minute hugh, Iiiiii, heerrhh I'm iiiiin the BAAAAA, AAA, AA, aaa. ...throom. What a relief.

buckeyefan16 14

Sunday 27 May 2012 15:39

Why don't you go out and try to find a lady friend other than your right hand

govan1107 1

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:15

I'm pretty sure it's called choking the chicken

aquaman95 7

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:58

wait until hes asleep if he wakes up say what bitch you do it 20 times a day mastubation is natural as long as its not at church or your grandmothers then chole it brother till its lifeless