Today, I started wishing that my parents divorced. In my 18 years,... - FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2021 23:10 - India - Bangalore

Today, I started wishing that my parents divorced. In my 18 years, I've seen my parents fight more than seeing them happy. It has had such a huge impact on me that I did not function as a normal person and they have taught me by their actions more of what not to do in life, rather than what to do. FML

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