By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
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wtfidkwtp 8

Tying to make her jealous is not how to win over a girl!

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davincidasecond 24

I absolutely hate when people do this. With a ******* passion. Is it so hard to just go up to someone and say, "hey, I like you and think you're cute/nice/etc., would you want to go out with me sometime?" If they say no, they say no, but Christ, cut it with the stupid mind games. Sorry, rant over. Oh, and YDI.

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rt58killer10 20

Some people are too nervous to do it. Maybe they're not to popular and when OP asks her out she might make a bigger deal out of it than it should be.

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Thorzix 23

Then trying to make her jealous is an even ******* dumber idea.

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Brandi_Faith 33

35, I get that some people are too shy to just ask someone out. However, if they are too shy then they have to live with the fact that the person they like will most likely never be interested in them and that they probably won't be together, and they don't really have a right to complain about it since they haven't done anything about it. Plus, mind games never work so they shouldn't use those either. If someone is too shy to ask someone out then they should flirt a lot (as long as the other person seems responsive) and the other person may get the hint and ask them out. But you can't really complain about not being with someone if you have never tried to do anything about it. Hearing no is better than never knowing what could have been.

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rt58killer10 20

Just say you think you're gay and when you get closer to her let her know that you now know you're not gay because you're sure about it this time. Sorry to people who may get confused......

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temmera 16

Why on earth would you do that? That is such a manipulative, asshole thing to do. #34: If you are single right now and you take your own advice you're either going to be single forever or piss off the wrong person. Head my warning!

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killerdana 19

Yes because the first time he lied to her worked so well. Relationships should be based on honesty not childish mind games

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MsKatieFace 11

Even if this achieved your goal, and got her jealous, and you ended up together, she's going to remember those mind games. It could impact on her ability to trust you, which could end up having some pretty serious complications or even ruining the relationship.

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screwt 9

Now tell her the whole truth so she continue not liking you for the right reasons.

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ladoom 23

Either way, your method did NOT work. It's a lose-lose situation for you mate. Try honesty next time.

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StealthySky 5

I don't understand why guys think making girls jealous by dating OTHER girls, is going to make that girl want to date them. I had that crap done to me in high school, by a guy who liked me back, and it just pissed me off. It does not work; to this day, he's STILL asking me why I won't date him now as if he has no idea what he did was wrong and hurtful. Don't play mind games, dude. Like everybody else said, it'll just backfire and make you look a manipulative jerk.

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metalwolf 17

Really op? You expect someone to go after you because you have someone else. That means you actually want a home wrecker. At best your plan would get her to never consider you again unless you make her think you are single again. At worst, you do get her and you are with a (censored) that has no problem ruining relationships. You should try to think things through.

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