By princess - 17/03/2009 05:06 - Canada

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Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML
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Jimboom 11

So he couldn't be arsed to have phone sex? So what? Usually it takes a long time and the guy could have brought himself to ****** at least twice by the time the dirty talk turns the women on enough to climax. I see no FML here. More like FMF (**** my fingers). Buy a vibrator. On a side note it's really his loss. Phone sex can be very hot. :)

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simplysmile 0

She was horny, she thought she would be a tad kinky and text her boyfriend. She probably expected a response like "man i wish I could join you" or SOMETHING that indicated he was turned on even the slightest bit. Instead, he turned her down which made her feel stupid which makes this an FML.

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Ldy_S_FTW 0

LOL. invest in a toy. they keep goin and goin until u turn the power off...which is more than i can say about any guy =]

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jadzia 0

Agreed with #31. She wasn't necessarily expecting the dude to drive over instantly, but his reply was cold. My bf would totally say something like that, which is why I don't even bother with those texts anymore :/

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

which is maybe exactly what he wanted because such texts are ******* stupid teenager crap?

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shamille 5

and he had the nerve to add xoxo that is hilarious.

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Bakke 0

Word to #8. This ain't really a FML.

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alex_vik 0

Only 6 months and you're trying to have sex? You deserved it.

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fylxx 0

agreed with #31. all of you need to calm down. the worst part is that he responded like a dick, not that he didn't want to have sex for once.

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