Love: Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got... - FML

By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

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circayouandme 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 14:16

Are you kidding me?? Some friends they are. Drop them.

midnyte 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 7:25

Everyone is talking about the boyfriend. What about the **** "best friend?" Go.

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emo_cowz 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 3:01

Ouch, that sucks.

lolastarz 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 3:46

he is such an ass i hope you dumped him because you deserve better and know i he has to take care of a kid that kid is going to be messed up for having him as a dad i feel bad for the kid and the women who has to carry the baby of an ass.

Fairy_Princess 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 8:11

Yeah that sounds like his friends were being stupid with his phone and gone "oooh! it's your girlfrienddddd! hahahahha let's see what can we text her to screw with her a bit...."

tinkerbell211 0

Monday 28 June 2010 9:34

Ur response .. If it's a girl hope she's not a ***** like her mom and dad

beastmode21 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 8:31

guarantee this is fake

JustMeBaby 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 19:43

HOLY SHIT! aw that sucks D:

cupcakes112 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 1:32

wow thats totally not some news to pass on a text. Doesn't he know any better? I'm sorry but i hope your still not bestfriends with your friend.

kaliko808at702 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 2:05

that's what you get for telling him to be more spontaneous.

Darcs 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 7:51

awwww

umm_not_sure 0

Friday 23 July 2010 9:36

Tell him that's exactly what you were going to say...

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