Love: Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got...

242, What the hell? Yes, texting "hi" is truly a reason to deserve your boyfriend screwing your friend and knocking her up. I'm pretty sure Anon was trolling, you aren't.

Krazy_Ks 0

Monday 20 June 2011 23:48

tell him you were trying to tell him that your pregnant too.......

haleyboo1622 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 2:56

guys suck!

laurenmacdaddy 1

Tuesday 21 June 2011 21:35

wow...d-bag!

LovelyAthena1988 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 9:23

shun.....

MeaganJFD 0

Friday 24 June 2011 2:46

AWEE! THAT SUX

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Today, my parents told me that unless I think about my behaviour and make some real changes, people are going to think I’m weird or suspicious, and I’ll never make friends. This is because I choose to attend church on Sundays instead of watching TV and getting drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 386

You deserved it 273

Today, at work at an OB office, I heard a ruckus in the hallway before a very large woman burst into my room and tried to attack my very pregnant patient. Crazy lady is the wife of the pregnant lady’s baby daddy, who is nowhere to be found. I don’t get paid enough for this shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 499

You deserved it 64

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Today, I was working in a call center when I smelled perfume. I'm allergic, and it triggered my asthma. When I came back, some jerk had sprayed it all over my work area. I couldn't go near it for the rest of my shift, therefore I had to go home early, and got my paycheck docked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 685

You deserved it 2 262

Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 746

You deserved it 635

Today, I got 4 "photo enforced" speeding tickets in the mail. It was from the car that was stolen from me three weeks ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 326

You deserved it 2 839

Today, I realized my husband of 30 years consistently makes fun of me in front of friends, and he gets mad when I express opinions contrary to his. I don't think he respects me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 153

You deserved it 172

Today, I'm incredibly sick. I can't breathe, can't walk ten steps without falling, and no one believes me. My mom just sat next to me and said, "Honey, isn't this all a bit much? Quit being dramatic, because I can't believe this." When I asked why I would fake this, my sister yelled, "Guess you can't go shopping!" I'd want to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 389

You deserved it 92

Today, my girlfriend wanted to have a conversation about sex. After she finished telling me what she liked, in exact detail, I said, "Well, I really like…" She cut me off and said, "I don't give a fuck what you like." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 642

You deserved it 303