Love: Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got... - FML

By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

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circayouandme 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 14:16

Are you kidding me?? Some friends they are. Drop them.

midnyte 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 7:25

Everyone is talking about the boyfriend. What about the **** "best friend?" Go.

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soccerg40 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 4:38

Say its fine my turn

Foxy_On_Fire 21

Monday 7 November 2011 5:51

love the comic

littlegonzo 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 19:47

Kick his freaking arse

Hooey111 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 7:33

Kick em in the balls

Akalia_fml 7

Thursday 24 November 2011 20:24

That is so cliché nowadays. A boyfriend/girlfriend cheating on their partner’s friend. But that really does suck. His life is way more ****** up than your’s is, because not only is he going to lose you, but he has to take care of a kid for 18 years (that is if she’s going to keep it).

F_bombCENTRAL 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 20:29

You should kill him.

shawna3839 4

Sunday 27 November 2011 9:32

Dang

TheFunnyzach 3

Monday 5 December 2011 6:44

Thumbs up if your an attention ***** TROLOLOLO

choloman 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 6:41

wow.. "hi"? that is the most cruel and disrespectful text I've ever seen.

crazydanny9870 0

Friday 9 December 2011 18:43

Damn what can I say. You better check to see about STD. he may have gotten one of her best friends pregnant too.

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