Intimacy: Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have...

By thisreallysucks2 - 23/03/2009 02:15 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML

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By kylie - 10/08/2010 07:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML

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Because nobody questions Bigfoot

By poisonivyandbigfoot - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I was playing a game on my boyfriend's phone when he got a text from a girl saying, "Last night was so fun." When I asked him about it, he panicked and said, "We were hunting Bigfoot." FML

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By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML

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Good for you

By denied - 11/08/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I was supposed to finally go out with my guy friend that I have liked for a long time. He told me he would text me, and after waiting for hours for the text, I finally got it. It said, "Guess what!? I just got laid!" He forgot our date, had it off, and I congratulated him. FML

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By Username - 15/06/2011 01:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

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By gottacatchemall - 08/01/2014 05:43 - United States

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

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By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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By Jamie - 10/03/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML

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By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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Tipsybeaver 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:27

In his defense, that game is awesome.

Ybot_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:29

Platinum is out? WHY AM I ON FML?!?

Comments

TheHeroHartmut 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:19

Meh, the Sinnoh games aren't quite as good as the originals, anyway. Gold and Silver were the pinnacle of the franchise, I think. Ah, childhood memories...

Doopliss 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 14:30

Crystal all the way.

DynamicDave 11

Saturday 23 April 2011 8:04

Red/Blue/Yellow was the best generation.

HiccupAstrid 1

Thursday 4 August 2011 7:19

Soul Silver kicks ass! Black is okay I guess.. I haven't bought the older ones. :( I need to!!

maddog_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:22

What a dumbass! Leave him, so he can jack off on his Pokemon game.

Shadowflames420 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:28

I agree with 10

rjz_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:32

PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU over sex.... hahahaha

ashleighm 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:33

Why aren't you playing Pokemon WITH HIM? Jeez, some relationship you're in. My husband and I are already halfway through the game. Honestly, shame on you for not knowing anything about his interests!

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:40

Man, if it were any other game I would understand, but POKEMON?

lol_seriously 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:43

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Jose_Cuellar 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:47

You should post his FC here so he and I can play sometime.

metalyoshi9 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:51

Number 16 has got it SOO right, I can't even add any more. I don't particularly have a strong affinity to Pokemon, but I could definitely see a game release date coming before sex, food, sleep, escaping a burning building. The works.

Buffel 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:52

#22: Agreed. Giving up sex for Platinum would just be silly. A remake of Gold and Silver, on the other hand... I'll probably also end up giving up sex for StarCraft 2...