By thisreallysucks2 - 23/03/2009 02:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Tipsybeaver 0

In his defense, that game is awesome.

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Are you dating Adolfo? In that case your life was pretty much f'ed already. . .

extrahoez 0

dump him! find a boyfriend that actually wants to be with you

Epic Fail City! You Lose Lmao Copter Platinum does pwn nthough

haha, now that is my kinda guy, too bad he diggs chicks *sigh*

He probably thinks having sex with you is bad so he would rather play a video game instead.

Platinum came out in America yesterday. I have to wait 2 months for UK release..FML

Oh, and Most girlfriends learn quite quickly not to expect sex on game release days. My girlfriend got none for 3 days after GTA4 came out :p

Why is it that if a girl doesn't want to have sex the guy should wait but if the guy doesn't it's an FML?

Dude, video games are serious business. Just wait a week or so, then he'll be ready to sex it up.

starbaby 0

Wow there are so many guys who pick games over there gfs. Do what I did my new criteria is to make sure they don't play before becomming seriouse. To many nights wasted watching the guy play halo or whatever.