Intimacy: Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible... - FML

By gentileman - 16/03/2009 17:11 - United States

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Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

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hotbeefinjection 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:58

LOL well atleast you know the truth now!~ and how can the OP deserve it??? idgi

bitchinstopshere 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:59

dump his f***ing ass pronto.

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Mr25_fml 14

Sunday 28 November 2010 6:32

He probably had chlamydia anyways

killatrev 4

Tuesday 30 November 2010 4:22

Man that sucks

immabeasht 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 21:48

Don't cheat on your math exam next time...?

itsskyeomg 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 2:57

Haha omg I'm soo sorry

ashpoo2011 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 9:55

Hmm..

Lmaopplz98 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 7:02

U had to c that coming u said u were cheating but not on wat so he figured on him u deserved that one

Stepherrss 0

Monday 13 December 2010 21:01

Clearly you guys have issues to work out, quit whinning like a baby on a website and figure out his reason for cheating, or simply just dump the loser simple.

JosieBongs 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 2:34

You should or should have.. A.) Beat the shit out of both of them and show them your not the bitch to be ****** with. B.) Find someone with genital warts and pay them to **** him...or her...or both. C.) Damage their cars. Or simply bitch about it and do nothing like a damsel in distress. Unless of course you got over it fast.

jen420 0

Monday 20 December 2010 2:07

Omg. What a ass. Hope u broke up with him!

kml1294 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 13:04

Damnnn thats really terrible

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