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By Anonymous - 29/03/2012 16:53 - United States - Houston

Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 734
You deserved it 2 950

Same thing different taste

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Maybe he got you a ghost costume, and was too excited so he tried it on. Now he can't get it off, and he's been around you the whole time. :o

Today, after slaving for 11 years on the perfect Halloween costume for my beautiful daughter, I come home to find that they have moved. Twice. FML

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Well how is he supposed to come home if you keep moving on him. He's probably writing a post right now saying " I went out to get my child a Halloween costume one year and they moved while I was gone. Fml"

If that's the kind of person your father is, you're better off without him in your life. Sorry you had to go through that though. I can't imagine what that must have been like. :(

WhoaItsKiernan 4

Maybe he saw a ninja costume and decided to take up the profession..no one ever notices a ninja.

caitebrown0313 2

No offense but ur dad is a b**ch

pinky78711 5

Awww man that sucks and all the people who say you deserve it how would u like it if your dad left without saying goodbye

I'm sure he had his reasons he may not have wanted you to discover something about him. Either way you should be fine :-D

What's with all the legit depressing fmls lately? Like they're not even funny, they're jus extremely sad.

oarisimo 4

I go on FML to laugh at the expense of others, but this one just made me sad. I'm sorry OP :(