Miscellaneous: Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween...

By Anonymous - 29/03/2012 16:53 - United States - Houston

Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML

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By Wasthistheplace - 29/06/2019 11:12 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to meet my dad, who I haven't seen in years, at a convenience store. He didn't show up, because the location was "inconvenient." FML

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Tight knit family

By Anonymous - 24/05/2010 17:12 - Canada

Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML

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By number2 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it hit me that my dad didn't cry when I moved out, he did so only when I came back later to pick up my cat. FML

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By ananymous - 01/11/2012 03:04 - United States - Spencerport

Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

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By princess - 07/12/2015 14:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my 3 year old daughter's Halloween costume finally got delivered. FML

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By sluttyfox - 31/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was excited to finally receive my Halloween costume in the mail after the one I ordered back in September got lost in transit. Upon reaching my mailbox, I saw the lock had been broken off and my new costume had been stolen. The party is tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 231

By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, my son couldn't find all the parts to his Cub Scout uniform. I had a serious talk with him about being prepared, and how he would need to live with the consequences of not having the right outfit on. When we arrived at the meeting, everyone was in costumes because it's Halloween. I forgot. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 06:15 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

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Not worth my time

By Anonymous - 03/11/2021 15:00 - United States

Today, my dad has gone to two different relatives’ weddings in two different states this month alone. I also found out about his big birthday celebration, his BBQ and his trip to Vegas. I saw it all on Facebook. I’ve not been invited to anything, and he never visits me. I live an hour away. FML

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You deserved it 154

By cjbutterfly96 - 17/12/2015 15:54 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy for the second time, and he was helping me buy a Christmas present for my dad. I excused myself to go to the bathroom, and when I came out, he was gone. He left me alone and took my dad's present with him. FML

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ThaKoolKidsKlub 3

Thursday 29 March 2012 22:32

Maybe he got you a ghost costume, and was too excited so he tried it on. Now he can't get it off, and he's been around you the whole time. :o

porp1 4

Thursday 29 March 2012 23:48

Today, after slaving for 11 years on the perfect Halloween costume for my beautiful daughter, I come home to find that they have moved. Twice. FML

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hateevryone 14

Friday 30 March 2012 17:48

Daddy ran away

SuddsTv 6

Friday 30 March 2012 17:49

You should look him up at the police department,and pay him a visit,see if he remembers you.

unixdude 9

Friday 30 March 2012 19:36

He got you the best costume ever - Abandoned Kid. Wear it with pride.

twiins_fml 5

Friday 30 March 2012 21:25

Awuuh im so sorry to hear hun

Fylminesawsome 5

Friday 30 March 2012 21:56

I bet mommy killed him.

Joshito_Taquito 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 5:52

How can you people vote "you deserve it"!!

alex007d 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 12:46

I hope he got runover by teh carz

apple1 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 16:54

You are better off without him

sebr88_fml 1

Saturday 31 March 2012 18:15

How can people click on "U deserve it"

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 1 April 2012 1:54

He's still searching for a non slutty little girl's costume

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