Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand...

By GuitarChick42 - 04/04/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstairs to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML

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You deserved it 23 014

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By christinabear - 15/04/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML

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By pianoplayer - 22/05/2013 01:57 - Canada - Mackenzie

Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML

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Bad omen or what?

By Chipper - 09/06/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML

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You deserved it 51 511

By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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You deserved it 559

Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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You deserved it 3 801

By Pukey - 28/03/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML

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Play 4′33″ by John Cage

By NonPianoMan - 26/08/2021 16:01

Today, after I'd told this girl I’m seeing that I play piano to impress her, it turns out her father is a pianist and has a grand piano in their house. Tonight, I’m supposed to go to her place to play her my "favorite piece." FML

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You deserved it 2 159

By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By daRN - 02/07/2009 19:34 - Bahrain

Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML

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You deserved it 3 088

Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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You deserved it 3 050

Samael_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:43

You'd think they'd at least have the courtesy to wait until no one else is home before screwing somewhere where anyone could just walk in!

abcdefghijklmno_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:42

AHAHAHAHAHAHA that sucks

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Eternus_Enigma 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 0:47

O_o Damn, poor you. I wouldn't have known what to do, scream, bitch at them for ruining the piano, or dial up a psychiatrist's number. ...Either way, that's a good way to be scarred for life.

Snackbars 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:46

Lol @ all the poor piano comments. And my god, what screwed up parents you have. Didn't they know you were home? Scarred for life, definitely.

mibster 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 6:31

that's...just not right >

my_life_is_bad 0

Friday 22 May 2009 13:30

i agree with #148 you are a winy ass pussy

omg_fml608 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 22:47

eeeeeeeewwwww , ew , ew , ew , ew , ew . D:

guitaristcarts12 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 11:42

HAHAHAHA OMG thats amazing

skim1994 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:58

Jesus Christ! omg thats nasty, i feel bad for you...

Emilysia 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 6:51

to #5: hah mad props ~.^

silly_kate 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 10:17

you should have gotten one of the spray bottles and said 'NO! BAD PARENTS! NO!!' whilst spraying! FYL, no one deserves to catch their parents in the act! the thought of my rents doing it makes me want to vomit!!! T_T!

kpanchal 0

Monday 8 June 2009 6:14

Good. You deserved it for being such a selfish bitch. Just because your sister played you piano, excuse me, let me correct myself, your BRAND NEW GRAND PIANO, you thought you had grounds to get pissed? I'll tell you what you don't deserve, that piano. Go spend more time with your family.