Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand...

By GuitarChick42 - 04/04/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstairs to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML

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By christinabear - 15/04/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML

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By pianoplayer - 22/05/2013 01:57 - Canada - Mackenzie

Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML

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Bad omen or what?

By Chipper - 09/06/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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By Pukey - 28/03/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML

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Play 4′33″ by John Cage

By NonPianoMan - 26/08/2021 16:01

Today, after I'd told this girl I’m seeing that I play piano to impress her, it turns out her father is a pianist and has a grand piano in their house. Tonight, I’m supposed to go to her place to play her my "favorite piece." FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By daRN - 02/07/2009 19:34 - Bahrain

Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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Samael_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:43

You'd think they'd at least have the courtesy to wait until no one else is home before screwing somewhere where anyone could just walk in!

abcdefghijklmno_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:42

AHAHAHAHAHAHA that sucks

Comments

libbypotpie 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 1:36

dude. #222. grand pianos USED cost around 10,000 dollars. So yeah, i would be pissed too.

BblInkK 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:34

ew thats dugusting why would ur parents do that

lblhaa_5 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 15:27

ROFL #220 HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA

PaperMoon 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:28

What a waste of a grand piano...

PaperMoon 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:33

What a waste of a grand piano...

ihatefedex 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 3:55

not on the piano! it'll get stained!

fartmouth123 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 8:23

you should go **** someone on something of their's thats extremely expensive and see how they like it.

Syldoran 0

Monday 10 August 2009 14:13

Egh, that's disgusting. I wouldn't ever want to walk in on my parents, regardless of whether sex is perfectly natural or not. It's just not something you want to see . . . particularly when it's on your piano. That makes it all the worse. I'd like to point out something, though, for the people who think the OP is being a whiny bitch for complaining her sister might be on the piano: have you thought that maybe the little sister is destructive? I don't know how sturdy pianos are, exactly, but I'm sure a kid could figure out a way to break it or mess it up in some other manner. My younger siblings constantly steal things of fair value and manage to do something to them, so it's worth wanting to jump to your feet and make sure your sister isn't killing a piano worth thousands of dollars.

adamABNORMAL 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 16:06

Wow, Your rents have style XD i wanna do that now xD

xxMyShadowxx 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 1:08

i know i really think that is really classy. I feel sorry for you dude.

laurenc_fml 1

Sunday 30 August 2009 4:22

Okay...wow. It's one thing to be the one screwing on you own piano...but to catch your parents?! Thank GOD I am still stuck with a keyboard, until I have my own place and job. Definitely would of preferred having a younger sister pounding around at keys she doesn't know. A whole new meaning to breaking something in. -.- I am so freakin' sorry.