Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand...

By GuitarChick42 - 04/04/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstairs to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML

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By christinabear - 15/04/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML

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By pianoplayer - 22/05/2013 01:57 - Canada - Mackenzie

Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML

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Bad omen or what?

By Chipper - 09/06/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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By Pukey - 28/03/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML

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Play 4′33″ by John Cage

By NonPianoMan - 26/08/2021 16:01

Today, after I'd told this girl I’m seeing that I play piano to impress her, it turns out her father is a pianist and has a grand piano in their house. Tonight, I’m supposed to go to her place to play her my "favorite piece." FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By daRN - 02/07/2009 19:34 - Bahrain

Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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Saturday 4 April 2009 23:43

You'd think they'd at least have the courtesy to wait until no one else is home before screwing somewhere where anyone could just walk in!

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Saturday 4 April 2009 23:42

AHAHAHAHAHAHA that sucks

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hehehahAho 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 5:44

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deekiin 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 17:23

unless there's photos it didn't happen! :p

peyton19 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:30

What was the position?

cola1462 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:10

thats just plain grody seeing yur parents do tht. probably scarred for life now

HBoks 7

Friday 1 July 2011 15:37

ew.

GarciaJosh67 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 20:12

I'd probably clean that before you put your hands on it again!

chrisinaz 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 12:44

hahaha thats suck big time

ikillkkk 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 13:12

kill yhim in there sleep

hateevryone 14

Sunday 17 July 2011 1:55

i bet you're scarred for life

creightontr 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 4:03

that will keep the keys extra white :P

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