Love: Today, I thought I would be cute for my 1 year anniversary with...

By cuteloser - 04/10/2014 13:57 - Australia

Today, I thought I would be cute for my 1 year anniversary with my girlfriend so I cooked a three course meal for her with candles and rose petals on the floor. She loved the dinner, except now she's passed out in a food coma upstairs while I'm left with the dishes. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2023 18:00

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by cooking her dinner. I spent hours preparing and making sure everything was perfect. I lit candles, set the table, and even put on some soft music. When she came home, she'd already eaten and wasn't hungry. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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Lost in the sauce

By Pauly D - 21/05/2024 00:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I cooked a romantic dinner for my partner to celebrate our five year anniversary. I spent hours preparing a snazzy meal. Just as we sat down to eat, I realized I had forgotten to turn off the oven, and our dessert was now a charred lump of coal. We only realised this when the fire alarm in the kitchen went off. FML

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Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, at my girlfriend's place, I cleaned up her room, put candles everywhere, scented the air, and placed rose petals all over her bed in an attempt to be romantic and loving. The first thing she said when she saw all this was, "Uhhhhgg, I'll have to clean all this up." FML

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Bake off

By sadman - 07/05/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML

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By snarly1 - 03/01/2012 08:14 - United States

Today, it was our one year anniversary. After a surprise re-creation of our first date, we went home, in the mood for love. The food poisoning from the restaurant had a different idea. FML

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By anonymous - 31/01/2013 04:02 - Canada - Fergus

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our anniversary. I had cooked him a romantic meal and we were planning on eating it in front of the fire. This would have gone great had I not forgotten to unblock the chimney. My entire basement filled with smoke and didn't clear for three hours. FML

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By Sad Chef ;( - 05/12/2014 03:33 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML

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A+ for Effort

By Anonymous - 14/02/2017 22:40 - United States - Monroe

Today, being Valentine's Day, I went all out for my wife with flowers, a candlelit dinner, and tickets to a broadway show. The flowers arrived dead, the dinner sucked, and my wife hated the show. Afterwards, I tried to be intimate, but apparently I smelled like a shart trapped in a pant leg. FML

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A man without a plan

By Anonymous - 31/01/2023 16:30

Today, I was going to surprise my partner with a romantic dinner, but when I got home I realized I had forgotten the main ingredient: the food. FML

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Saturday 4 October 2014 18:55

You're a good guy OP, I'm sure she'll thank you when she wakes up. Good things come to those who wait ;)

XxXBadAshXxX 27

Saturday 4 October 2014 18:55

You did a good job! Whenever she comes out of it I'm sure there are plenty of things in store for you.

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stargirl_95 24

Saturday 4 October 2014 19:36

You're such a cute boyfriend! Your girlfriend is really lucky. I'm sure she'll make it up to you.

siggy_mcsigx 22

Saturday 4 October 2014 19:39

Go up and cuddle? :)

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 5 October 2014 4:00

Cuddle?! She's likely to spew if you even touch her. She's in a food coma, after all.

mister_icicle 17

Saturday 4 October 2014 19:48

You did the right thing. True love isn't an emotion, it's what you *do* that counts.

ob81 8

Saturday 4 October 2014 20:08

Absolutely nothing wrong with this. Great job op.

mchmelev1993 10

Saturday 4 October 2014 20:17

Damn youre a way better bf then mine my bf cant even remember my bday

hondajason72280 10

Saturday 4 October 2014 20:41

sounds like you need a new one lol

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 5 October 2014 4:01

Hell, if it weren't for all the paperwork I have to sign that requires my birthdate, I'd forget my own!

Jonesy272 15

Monday 6 October 2014 15:46

now that would suck, sorry to hear that

CaptainCookie 8

Saturday 4 October 2014 20:22

Your goal was to be cute, but you weren't. You were perfect.

itsjusttofunny 8

Saturday 4 October 2014 20:23

haven't you learned that being a good guy doesn't get you laid?

MrConcise 34

Saturday 4 October 2014 20:54

So much stupidity in this tiny comment that I don't even know where to begin in formulating a witty response.

DippinGrizzly907 27

Saturday 4 October 2014 22:22

I don't think it's even possible to be witty after such a comment. I felt slower by just reading it... I have so much pity for your stupidity that I can't even be witty...

my_user_name 7

Saturday 4 October 2014 20:56

I mean, were you really going to do all that and then stick her with the dishes afterward? Focus on the fact that she enjoyed your gift! That sounds like everything went great.

GlitterScribbles 9

Sunday 5 October 2014 5:29

They could have shared the dishes and continued spending time together, instead of her being inconsiderate.

8born8 18

Saturday 4 October 2014 20:57

If you lay the ground work and do the hard yards, your efforts will be greatly rewarded. All women love to be wined and dined, especially when it's their SO making everything from scratch & it's done from the heart.