By Anonymous - 29/11/2014 16:28 - United States - Portland

Today, I thought it would be cute to put on a Santa hat and ask my crush what he wanted for Christmas. He said "A girlfriend." I took off my Santa hat and yelled "Ta-da!" He added, "An ATTRACTIVE girlfriend." FML
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Same thing different taste

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If he cares more about looks than personality, he isn't worth it, OP. Find someone who will find you beautiful no matter what.

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austinsonic 6

No offense, but, that guy kinda sounds like a douchebag.

Wow that really sucks time to find a new crush

Sweet_Visions 13
XBurytheCastleX 25

You're a genius, and he's a prick. Thanks for posting this though, it's a great idea and I would like to try it out on someone.

heyitsbae 13

Omg I was on moderation and I hit the green button on this. I contributed to this feature. YAS!