Love: Today, I thought it would be cute to put on a Santa hat and ask...

By Anonymous - 29/11/2014 16:28 - United States - Portland

Today, I thought it would be cute to put on a Santa hat and ask my crush what he wanted for Christmas. He said "A girlfriend." I took off my Santa hat and yelled "Ta-da!" He added, "An ATTRACTIVE girlfriend." FML

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By Marou - 25/12/2008 01:54 - France

Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML

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By perenoel - 03/12/2011 16:24 - France

Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML

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Nice dude

By ThroatSlasher - 17/08/2015 19:20 - United Kingdom - Grimsby

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML

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By Brunette, small breasts - 24/07/2016 18:51 - Romania - Campina

Today, I decided to finally talk to my crush. I said, "Hello" to which he replied, "First, dye your hair blonde and grow some boobs, then we can talk business." FML

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By JG - 10/05/2012 11:48 - United States - Melbourne

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML

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Life ain't a movie, son

By Effwmn - 20/12/2022 09:00

Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams, the girl I've loved for 3 years. I went to her desk and surprised her with roses, chocolates, and played “All I Want for Christmas is You.” She said no. On top of that, she ate all the chocolates. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 00:33 - United States - Durham

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

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By TheAngryBird - 28/06/2012 04:51 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML

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By C45 - 25/12/2009 20:27 - Canada

Today, from my girlfriend of five years, I got my clothes back, my engagment ring and a card that says, "Merry Christmas! It's me not you." FML

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Saturday 29 November 2014 21:36

Ouch. Lol

hannah_cheers 30

Saturday 29 November 2014 21:37

If he cares more about looks than personality, he isn't worth it, OP. Find someone who will find you beautiful no matter what.

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itsme82 18

Sunday 30 November 2014 1:07

Damn op, that was seriously mean of him. If that had been me and I was a dude I would have kissed you right there.

Nessco 36

Sunday 30 November 2014 1:16

That's just really nasty of him. Hope he is no longer your crush if that's the way he treats people. Hope you move on to someone better who can appreciate your seriously cute sense of humour, cos really, what you did was pretty damn cool.

doran005 6

Sunday 30 November 2014 1:16

Know that feeling all to well...

ThatGurlOverHere 4

Sunday 30 November 2014 1:49

That's sucks lol I'm sorry

Axel5238 29

Sunday 30 November 2014 2:32

It sucks he turned he down in such a harsh way. Though, having a crush isn't usually based off of knowing the person well. Though to be fair from the guys point of you even if he thought you were attractive it's still a little weird to have someone just say " here I am!". It's a cute gesture when you know someone personally.