Transportation: Today, I thought it would be funny to fart next to my brother...

By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 13:51 - United States - Pottstown

Today, I thought it would be funny to fart next to my brother in the car. Apparently, his carsickness is exacerbated by strong smells. I now know what it feels like to have lap full of vomit. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, my brother tried to sit on my head and fart, except he followed through. It didn’t make it past his trousers but for a few brief seconds before he ran to the bathroom I could smell it and feel how warm it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 19:10 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, I discovered that when one of my toddlers throws up, the other sympathy-pukes too, and that this continues until they're both empty. I guess my car is going to stink of vomit for a while. FML

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By alephnull - 02/02/2011 21:07 - Canada

Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML

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Road movie

By Anonymous - 17/10/2022 12:00

Today, I threw up while on a road trip. My boyfriend asked what made me sick, but I didn't want to tell him that his belching the entire time smelled so goddamn bad it made me physically sick. FML

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By Gassy and sassy - 07/12/2014 06:15 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML

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By Anonymouse - 07/11/2015 02:03

Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML

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Hilarious

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML

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By WolfieJL - 18/05/2014 07:51 - United States

Today, my two year-old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two-hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML

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By The horror... - 11/11/2015 16:52 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML

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Giga barf

By Anonymous - 03/07/2022 06:00

Today, some woman, sick with god knows what, didn’t vomit into the bin next to my car, or even just onto the floor, she lurched over to my car and vomited through my open window onto my shirt and legs, and down into the footwell. I can still smell it. FML

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That_Guy_69_ 8

Friday 8 May 2015 23:49

Fart smell and vomit smell, hopefully wasn't a long car ride

evank98 10

Friday 8 May 2015 23:51

Hate to say it but you deserved itOP

Comments

mosquito19 14

Saturday 9 May 2015 4:11

that is funny, more so than your fart.

91hayek 31

Saturday 9 May 2015 4:17

Someone needs to bottle that scent and sell it as Russel Brand's fragrance.

Warnerro 18

Saturday 9 May 2015 4:34

I voted for this yeahhhh

balake_fml 8

Saturday 9 May 2015 5:11

Fart smell+car sickness=karma

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 9 May 2015 5:42

May the power of the cart compel you.

healthcarechick 9

Saturday 9 May 2015 6:13

You so deserved it lol

StargazeKitsune 18

Saturday 9 May 2015 6:46

Does it feel like regret? o_o

DovahShep 20

Saturday 9 May 2015 7:24

that's always fun...

Mellowyellow15 10

Saturday 9 May 2015 7:37

We do that all the time at home too and is funny except in this case..

microwave19 17

Saturday 9 May 2015 8:21

Well that stinks

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