By Ouch - 14/07/2009 02:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, I thought it would be sexy to cook dinner in lingerie. Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was cooking. I jumped and burned my boobs with boiling cooking oil. FML
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24788 6

Cook and lingerine?! Those two words together in the same sentence? He had it made until then. Now all he'll be seeing is the dark walls of his doghouse. FHL

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boredworker 0

Boredworker says DFYL (Definitely **** Your Life)

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GabriLee 0

Ow and a half. I got burned with hot oil yesterday, so I feel your pain. That sucks.

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FarSide 22

Original or Extra Crispy? Sometimes change is nice. Same old soft flesh texture could get boring after a while... I'm just saying...

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metawarr556 3

That's both nasty and at the same time pretty true.

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fretforyerlatte 0

woww...but honestly? probably should save the hot oil for a day you're not half-naked. cook something less risky! i still say FYL though.

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blackredwhite 0

YDI.. when cooking , u r not supposed to bare too much flesh.. its basic common sense.. especially when u intend to fry something..

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NoNameAtAll_fml 1

Now thats hardcore

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