By Ouch - 14/07/2009 02:25 - United States

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Today, I thought it would be sexy to cook dinner in lingerie. Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was cooking. I jumped and burned my boobs with boiling cooking oil. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Cook and lingerine?! Those two words together in the same sentence? He had it made until then. Now all he'll be seeing is the dark walls of his doghouse. FHL

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I'd have motorboated you with ice! Would have prevented blistering, and I'd have gotten to play with you awesome ****!

that must have been hot;) not the cooking part haha jk

you'd have been burned either way sounds like, if you had worn a shirt. that's why some people still wear aprons while cooking naked. I wonder what you were cooking, you wouldn't need much oil for many dishes.

I bet it was hot in there :D And theres an old expression: Don't cook bacon shirtless. I think that goes for lingerie as well.

alex_vik 0

*facepalm* Did you really think it would be a smart idea to cook dinner in lingerie?

He should massage and suck on the burn. That'll help.