By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
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OIFMedic 0

wow FYL, shoulda bitch slapped him!!

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fml1026 4

umm eww. thats oober disgusting :P

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mama2b3 20

haha i modded this one so gross!

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KurouTenshi 0

is his favourite colour camoflauge?

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Fedor_is_KING 0

Your lucky you have hair to rub boogers in, if you didn't, he would've been rubbing it on your bald head for some direct skin contact.

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Monikabug 9

Oh, good point! That would be way worse.. I can not even imagine.

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Fedor_is_KING 0

Yes, plus maybe it had nutrients that is good for the hair :D

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Jessicaiful 0

Well, it could always be worse... like it could've been his cum.. but who knows, maybe you would've actually liked that more?;)

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perdix 29

You're female. You have an event coming up this month that will help you get more than enough revenge on his stupid ass.

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anti_average 5

So it IS a defense mechanism! I always knew it...

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Monikabug 9

@45 of course it is! Pretty much every woman's secret weapon. Unless she is packing a gun.

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anti_average 5

I fear for a male even a gun would be ineffective against an angry female at that time of the month. *shivers* It was so angry...

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carleeto810 0

Hahahaha, he totaly got that from Family Guy. XD He's definatly a keeper.

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Erindub 0

Either way its sweet. He was getting rid of a booger for ya. Geez!

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Monikabug 9

It was HIS booger.

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mirkayscar 0

Oh he sounds *DREAMY*!!!!!! My boyfriend would have gotten a bloody nose!

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getsthegirls 4

he could have left it in ur hair

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