By squeak - 12/09/2011 13:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
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SCREAM4meeee 0

One time I brought a new girl home to keep the old one company. She didn't like it so much either :/

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Freeze_fml 16

It's uncommon knowledge that hamsters are territorial.

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kickazz16 15

Only chuck Norris can ;-)

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SirBedevere 0

You're gay. Just like Chuck Norris jokes.

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LilyLovesYouLots 0

153-What's wrong with being gay? Or chuck Norris jokes?

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SirBedevere 0

Did I say anything about gay being bad? No. Don't make assumptions.

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FatCrackhead 3

at least you found out he was dangerous before his trip to the hershey highway

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Well you started out with one hamster anyway.... That's the only bright side I can see.

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Yashichu 3

I don't even own hamsters and know that your not suppose to house them together. Geez us :< Poor Hamster.

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wieli2888 0

Hamsters are introvert species. They hardly be able to socialize with other hamsters.

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fogrunner 13

Maybe you should have read a ******* hamster book.

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mrosew442 10

or at least watched animal planet or googled it or something

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LifeOnBlast19 9

Hence, a clear representation of social Darwinism.

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tsume24 3

are you sure you're 17? you look 28+.

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Burrito_2014 0

Imbecile. You know nothing about natural selection.

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rarememory 7

YDI! Don't fix it if it ain't broken! now you killed the same animal you tried to help bet you won't do it again SMH

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RawrNom 0

you should have researched your animal. they live alone. next time look into an animals habits before buying one! YDI, but sorry for your dead hamster.

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band_geek 18

It's something that's even online that hamsters kill and eat even their own babies, along with the other hamsters that live in the cage age themself. You should've done research before buying a new hamster as your old hamster's company.

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