By kaileigh10 - 18/05/2011 03:04

Today, I threw a surprise birthday party for my 3 year old. There was music, snacks and lots of toys. My 3 year old is a cat. FML
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kaileigh10 2

I agree! How is a baby going to change my life. that was a stupid suggestion.

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NYC_Yoshi 3

all parties are surprise parties when it's an effing cat. get a life!!!

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techweed 12

Sorry if the question is offensive, but are you a man, or a woman, or a little of both?!!

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sweet2u22 9

this is like my worst nightmare.

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DPApilot 0

are you kidding?!? this is like a dream come true to me!

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IsH3092 0

no I think she means her worst nightmare about being a lonely lady with a house full of cats

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AlstottsNo1Fan 5

Dang... Don't hate. My cat is the only creature on this planet that loves me unconditionally. She doesn't care how many ragheads I killed on my last mission. All she cares about is chasing laser pointers, catching critters and having her belly rubbed. I have an excellent life, thanks.

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WillKill4Beer 0

That's just gay there Devil Dog or Soldier... I was former UMSC Grunt and I put in my work on some ragheads and not even I do that. You need some mental help yourself. •_•

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hockeyrocks39 0

AlStottsNo1Fan... you might want to change your dob unless you plan on trying to prove your a 12 year old retired from the military...

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ItzJarrin 0

I just assumed he was talking about in video games or something...

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ProhibitionRose 14

Maybe his DOB is when he got out of the military? Regardless, WillKill just because YOU don't do that, doesn't mean every soldier/marine is like you. Believe it or not, the military doesn't turn all people into cold hard killing machines. God forbid a guy loves his cat. Grow up.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Nothing wrong with loving your pets and appreciating what they bring to your life, but dude, they're not people. Stuff like this is fine, but at least admit it's really for yourself. And if you're going to do it, own it-- don't gripe about how pathetic it is on the Internet. =

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Livinia 11

Soo.. was your cat surprised? Please tell me, the suspense is killing me.

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ReynshineCutting 10

Probably not. Her cat probably climbed in the bags of snacks and whatnot and discovered the secret as all cats do.

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skittles009 0

wow i love cats.. but uh.. thats lame

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