Miscellaneous: Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 04:17

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

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By Anon - 28/11/2023 14:00 - Canada

Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2024 16:00 - Australia

Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML

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Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML

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By Killme - 13/07/2016 02:10

Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML

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By nofriends - 09/02/2016 05:17 - United States - Boise

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I had a surprise birthday party thrown in my honor. All of my friends and family had been invited, and all of the details were perfect. Who threw the party for me? My ex-girlfriend who I dumped last week for "not being thoughtful enough." FML

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By Blade83 - 09/08/2024 12:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. The problem? My birthday is tomorrow. I spent the entire evening pretending I was surprised and happy, all while knowing they got the date wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2010 18:55 - Canada

Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML

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I hate surprises

By Anonymous - 29/09/2024 20:00 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. They shouted "Surprise!" as I walked into the room. In pure shock, I dropped the groceries I was holding, including a bottle of wine, which shattered. I spent the first 10 or so minutes of my party cleaning red wine and glass off the floor. FML

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Thursday 2 June 2011 12:24

I'm surprised you were even invited.

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 2 June 2011 12:11

And you're genuinely surprised it's come to this?

Comments

kiaralove53 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 12:39

Did you eat the whole cake by yourself?

moosemonkey1000 6

Thursday 2 June 2011 13:58

If OP did then it would explain why s/he has no friends.

808Boyo 4

Thursday 2 June 2011 14:08

14 - Is your picture of you? or is that some anime version or something like that?

HyundaiOwner7 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 15:03

Yeah it is... and so is 30's. Hide your cookies.

kiaralove53 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:47

Yeah but I didn't draw it (no artistic talent whatsoever). It kind of looks like me though.

icyfire617 10

Thursday 2 June 2011 12:48

How is this possible?!?!?!

Blueglasscup 18

Thursday 2 June 2011 12:48

Sooo did you see the party coming?

Livinia 11

Thursday 2 June 2011 13:00

Friends are overrated anyway.

whosechairisthat 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 22:59

i thumbed upped u cuz ur pretty (*_*)

idklalaalala 0

Friday 3 June 2011 0:43

good excuse...:)

shattered567 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 8:22

Omg ur pic looks like selena gomez!!! :D

bigturd113 3

Wednesday 21 November 2012 22:03

moron

docscientist 9

Thursday 2 June 2011 13:08

It's sad that even you're surprised you'd throw yourself a party.

ceddyz17 10

Thursday 2 June 2011 13:13

whoo lifes short party naked!

jayalexander 7

Thursday 2 June 2011 19:11

I want to see that pikachu **** the shit out a gyrados!

ceddyz17 10

Thursday 2 June 2011 19:42

haha

switchgurl20 17

Thursday 2 June 2011 13:16

u couldnt invite me? "(

jdog1231 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 13:17

ur pysco

xxlauruh 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 15:36

psycho.

tayza249 20

Thursday 2 June 2011 13:19

That's not much of a surprise..

7rafe7 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 13:25

at least youre friends with yourself

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