Intimacy: Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out....

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By MackeyBoy - 23/01/2010 18:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML

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lexie206 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 23:07

don't expect girls to sleep with you just cause you give them a compliment, YDI

umnfresh2 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 23:19

Inside and out? Sounds like you haven't been inside to be able to say that yet...

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the_dominator 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 15:57

ok so dead set i just said that to a girl who i know goes on here, like a few days ago. hopefully she doesnt think im just a sleeze thanks to you! :p

marycharles 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 4:10

ass hole

steph8608 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 9:29

you have sexy hair. i know you can't resist mowing my lawn now!

jack_peters 0

Friday 29 January 2010 5:27

holy shit man your life sucks, this one time I said I like your face and got laid but you went out on a limb to say your beatiful on the inside and out

_whoops 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 21:02

you sicko thats all you think about...hopefully one day something horrible happens while your trying to use someone like that

Beachbabyy 2

Monday 1 February 2010 2:31

bastard

bobby7_fml 0

Monday 1 February 2010 4:43

haha that sucks!

cecily123 0

Monday 1 February 2010 22:14

i signed up for an account just so i can tell you that you suck. guys like you are jerks and don't deserve to breed.

Hooplaa 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:21

Wow this is this dumbest FML post ever..

twocrazymonkey 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 17:44

Your a fucken idiot! dumbass people like you should reproduce!

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