Intimacy: Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out....

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By MackeyBoy - 23/01/2010 18:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML

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lexie206 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 23:07

don't expect girls to sleep with you just cause you give them a compliment, YDI

umnfresh2 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 23:19

Inside and out? Sounds like you haven't been inside to be able to say that yet...

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JordanBitesYoo 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 21:49

ur such a pig!

yayhesdead165 1

Saturday 6 February 2010 22:00

dude, if you seriously expected that to get you laid, you either need to get a ******* brane or go **** yourself, cuz your never gana get any thinking like that!

selfpwn321 1

Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:41

Who wants to take bets that his next post here will be "got the clap from a ***** after. using cliché lines to get her in bed. FML"

truthisRelative 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 7:34

Please tell me this is a poe.

Mandypoo27 0

Friday 12 February 2010 18:23

Jerk

jbhotchocolate 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 16:13

Haha dude I kno right it's like some girls feed off our comments and don't show any appriciation hahaha

justanotherhuman 21

Sunday 14 February 2010 11:11

Dear OP, FYL- you're a tool. The end.

eddles 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 4:26

so, why would she sleep with you for tht! plus, some ppl follow there religion and don't slep with ppl til they are married

poke_me_please 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 1:16

cuz your an asshole!!

sccrgurl128 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:10

Man, if I got laid every time I gave a girl a compliment...

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