This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By MackeyBoy - 23/01/2010 18:15 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 484
You deserved it 74 274
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

lexie206 0

don't expect girls to sleep with you just cause you give them a compliment, YDI

410 1
umnfresh2 0

Inside and out? Sounds like you haven't been inside to be able to say that yet...

330 10

Comments

Xninasaurusrex 0

you're a ******* douchebag OP

0 0
LifeSucks102 0

I'm gonna disappoint you now, OP. As a female, I can tell you that just because you spat some two-bit, clichèd compliment at a girl, does not mean she's obligated to sleep with you. Just because some girls are easy, others are not. I commend that girl for seeing through you and rejecting you like the shallow, pigheaded asshat you are.

4 0
tgringe 0

Jesus, you're a complete arsehole. And thats the polite way of putting it.

2 0
shotdeaddude 0

hahaha dude your an idiot. your basicly saying that if I were to tell a girl she's pretty, I could expect her to hav sex with me... I really didn't think a human being could really be THAT stupid..

3 0
campbellshayla73 0

ydi fuckwhole

0 0
geez23 0

you need to tell her she more beutiful when she sucking ur dick. that'll get you back in te bed

0 1
Cnote231 0

you're a total douchebag!!

0 0
omega802 0

well it's a 50/50 chance

0 1