Intimacy: Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out....

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By MackeyBoy - 23/01/2010 18:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML

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lexie206 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 23:07

don't expect girls to sleep with you just cause you give them a compliment, YDI

umnfresh2 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 23:19

Inside and out? Sounds like you haven't been inside to be able to say that yet...

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Princess051194 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 5:31

idiot!

ADTFR 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 6:43

that's dumb one compliment and you expect to get some

tifa_14 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 4:37

just eat a potato regem says!

maxfonseca 3

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:13

dumb ass

gammielikeoh 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 4:56

well duh. get in the mood man not in the, "you're beautiful and I Iove you." mood. that just makes her want to pour her feelings out not sleep with you.

nettie95 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 0:34

ur not serious right?

ballinballinb 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 6:01

i believe this just made my night. (: .... bahaha.

ArielTheMermaid 17

Sunday 17 April 2011 19:12

ohhh she didn't sleep with you cuz u gave her a compliment. :( get over it OP not all girls are *****.

Skypinklove 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 8:16

Please take a cheese grater to your balls and never procreate. We have enough people tainting the gene pool as is.

MohawkMagik666 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 16:24

Hahahah that was funny. Next option: Rape.

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