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By MackeyBoy - 23/01/2010 18:15 - United Kingdom

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Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML
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lexie206 0

don't expect girls to sleep with you just cause you give them a compliment, YDI

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umnfresh2 0

Inside and out? Sounds like you haven't been inside to be able to say that yet...

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aerogxt 7

YDI get a life, grow some balls, be a REAL man and RESPECT women. Sex from a gorgeous woman isn't your right, it's an honor she bestows on you if she feels you truly deserve her. From your attitude, you don't even deserve to **** a male goat!!

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babyboo2375 0

aight so my boyfriend said that to me the other day does that mean he's a pig tryna sleep with me? cause im 13.

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Arya1990 7

YDI, OP. Get your mind out of your damn pants and start respecting women!

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ThisRandomChild 0

Ure such an asshole for assuming she would >.

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poiuyloopy 0

Boohoo a girl that doesn't sleep with every man on earth. YDI asshole

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