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By MackeyBoy - 23/01/2010 18:15 - United Kingdom

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Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 484
You deserved it 74 274
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Top comments

lexie206 0

don't expect girls to sleep with you just cause you give them a compliment, YDI

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umnfresh2 0

Inside and out? Sounds like you haven't been inside to be able to say that yet...

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YouputwhatWHERE 6

Can you say douche?

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rjeswcmsshs 0

Good. Because you obviously don't deserve her!

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lucyy123 14

Well u deserve it u ******* ass whole!!!!!!!!!

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GothicAngel95 16

Sorry to inform you but yeah that's not a way for a girl to sleep with you...

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cantfixme36 28

Oh I don't know about the rest of girls, but I instantly have sex with anyone who compliments me!! I mean, how else do you know who to have sex with? *sarcasm*

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Panda_Shy_Haven 17

You're a douche bag. And you deserved it. Simple as that

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anabelgraceaxton_fml 15

Good for her. Jesus, is that the only reason you compliment people?!

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LissaMccracken 23

You deserve it for expecting her to **** you, and for only saying it to get her to **** you. You filthy pig.

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LissaMccracken 23

I mean seriously, did you even think that would work!? Yeah, every time a guy compliments me, I just hump away! Not!

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