This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By MackeyBoy - 23/01/2010 18:15 - United Kingdom

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Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML
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Top comments

lexie206 0

don't expect girls to sleep with you just cause you give them a compliment, YDI

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umnfresh2 0

Inside and out? Sounds like you haven't been inside to be able to say that yet...

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LissaMccracken 23

Ughhhhh this one made me mad, sorry! But how could any one have voted yes for this!?

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Nederlander95 14

That'd be a little easy buddy. Tell me how often that works

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EmilyJane718 12

Actions speak louder than words kid. Grow up and actually care for someone instead of being an asshole.

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an3ph 20

You give our gender a bad name.

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InvertedAudio 13

sooo you expect that just because you gave her a compliment that she should drop her panties? youre a pig. and i dont say that often.

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teentee401 36

Here's how I read this FML: "I complimented this girl just so she would sleep with me, and it didn't work. Oh, and by the way I'm a typical nice guy who every girl should want to sleep with. FML." You're an asshole, OP.

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Sir_Derp 7

Compliment her shoes next time. Maybe her ears?

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ForeverJasmine 26

Maybe if you actually talk to a girl for awhile and actually be in a relationship with her that she'll want to jump your bones when you say that.. At least I want to jump my boyfriends bones when he compliments me lol

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