Intimacy: Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out.... - FML

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By MackeyBoy - 23/01/2010 18:15 - United Kingdom

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Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML

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lexie206 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 23:07

don't expect girls to sleep with you just cause you give them a compliment, YDI

umnfresh2 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 23:19

Inside and out? Sounds like you haven't been inside to be able to say that yet...

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cantfixme36 28

Saturday 3 January 2015 21:10

If a woman DID sleep with you just for complimenting her, there's probably something wrong with her. Women aren't going to sleep with you just for being kind or honest. That's not how life works, darling, and the sooner you figure that out, the better.

DarthCocoa 14

Sunday 4 January 2015 23:22

Boo hoo, she didn't sleep with you. Reality check, you're not entitled to her body and no woman has to sleep with anyone that she doesn't want too.

MisUnFortunate 31

Sunday 22 February 2015 6:40

Seriously? Just.... really?

mpare1 12

Monday 4 May 2015 0:38

You're a ******* disgusting pig. You probably wear a fedora and have a neck beard, ******

star97 14

Tuesday 9 June 2015 21:18

Well I wonder why. Douche.

ArcheryArtist 20

Wednesday 10 June 2015 21:22

It's really sad that in this day and age, when a guy gives a woman a compliment, he expects her to sleep with him. I'm ashamed of our generation, its pathetic. What happened to the gentleman?

_delusions_ 15

Thursday 16 July 2015 9:21

I wonder why. Girls always **** any guy that gives them a compliment ever. So strange that didnt work out for you bruh.

battyjaja 20

Thursday 16 July 2015 18:35

fuckboi

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 9 August 2015 17:32

A compliment is not gonna make her suddenly fall in love and want to sleep with you.

caliguy08 17

Tuesday 10 November 2015 3:49

Hahahahaha it takes more than that to bed a woman....stop watching retarded chick flick movies...it doesn't really work that way

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