This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By MackeyBoy - 23/01/2010 18:15 - United Kingdom

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Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML
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Top comments

lexie206 0

don't expect girls to sleep with you just cause you give them a compliment, YDI

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umnfresh2 0

Inside and out? Sounds like you haven't been inside to be able to say that yet...

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misskity6 0

I applaud that girl for having the common sense not to and for seeing right through your shallow words to the pigheaded turd you are.

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murphythadog 0

go back tell her you were just telling her that to get into her panties and that she really is hideous more on the outside but the inside is still negotiable.

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skater4life5253 0

hahahahaha ****** thats not how you get a girl

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irishwhiskey91 0

This has got to be fake. there's no one out there stupid enough to think that if you say that you'll get laid.

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perdix 29

Gynecologists are not supposed to hit on their patients. I believe it's in the Hypocritical Oath.

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youdontdeserveit_fml 0

ive always wanted to get a retarted fml submitted. this guy suceeded i mean clearly he didnt do this on purpose, more for laughs

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mayiskies 0

Dude ur an idiot!!!

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