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FHL and SDI cuz she is about to get the ass-whoppin of her little life. I wish a jit would tell me that. Like Bernie Mac (RIP) said, Beat 'em to the white meat.
lol yu dumb ass nigguh lyke wuht duh fukc wrong wyth all yalll whyte ppl lawlz
SORRY EVERYONE tht was my crazy high friend excuse him and his language SORRY!!!
& for anyone who says that's "cute" ??? WAKE THE **** UP & GET AHOLD OF REALITY.
And then you spanked her and she learned that you were actually serious, and also learned not to do whatever it was she was doing? Good job, and good luck. I'd try to figure out where she got that line from, though. It's not something a 3 year old would say, if they hadn't heard it somewhere else. They would word it differently. Whoever she heard it from probably isn't the best of influences. :) Or you didn't spank her, and she realized that Mum/Dad is a pushover and she can do whatever she wants? If so, I feel bad for her. She doesn't really have a chance. In the future, either don't threaten to spank her, or actually do it. Empty threats are easy for kids to see through.
L-O-freakin'-L!!!! XD
Then do it.
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haha what a little bitch xD
Smart ass kid.