agreed, rember how mannered everone was so long ago when they hit kids and now people cant do it anymore and now look, all kids think they can do whatever they want

Bring it on!

Woman, I can take you.

You're both weak and a fail waiting to happen.

I can take you both. I may be little, but damn I'm scrappy!

Jane, put down the hose. It's me, Anna. Remember me? I already took care of Redbluegreen and Pendatik. Are you sure you wanna dance?

Whoa, what did I just walk into?

*Quickly shoves Red back into the bag*

What's with the 'gang up on Anna' routine we have going on here? Alright, *puts up fists* Let's do this.

Being ganged up on, huh? I'll side with you then to even the odds.

Do you know how to tie a quad knot? If so, you're hired!

Yes I can! ...wait, what have I signed up for here? Am I abducting iiCaptain?

Cat fights! :D

No, you're helping me carry bodies down to the river. They are all pretty small, so it won't take a lot of effort. If there's any movement...er...run!

Gottcha. Don't mess with the best..

You got that right. They are no match for us! I'm only willing to save Jane and that's because she's little and can fit into my purse. I can use her when I need her to put the dirty men in their place!

I'm a horrible serial killer. You are now the 2nd victim to randomly start talking again. Sigh, sure you can be on my team. *Helps out of the trunk*

don't you mean reef knot?? I always thought a reefer referred to marijuana.......

*Facepalm* Don't question the all mighty, Pendatik.

wait, wait.... What kind of hose was Irish wearing???? *hates showing up late to the party. All the body parts are already taken*

She's not wearing a hose. Pendatik always forgets to apply the lotion. Also, he back talks me. I've called up Jane to protect me from his /ways/ Would you like the hose?

You know that 90% of the readers, read that and scratched their heads? The dumb girls will say "OMG what a sick perv hez prolly livin in him moms basement" The moronic boys will say "Dam! Y can't my penis be that big!" You have to be stupid sometimes, in order to reach out to the people.

Hey, mine not be the biggest you've ever had, but it's the biggest I've ever had! :P But seriously, I get it. I'm definitely gonna have to use that one sometime!

Pendatik, I thought Brits used metrics You'll have to change your ruler so you can meet her.

Ha! I laughed at "meet her", RPS. And do I even need to say it? Fishnets, of course! Wait...if I'm in Anna's purse, and Spastastic's in my pocket, does that make us like, a Russian nesting doll of devastatingly hot deadliness?

I'm sorry. Forgive my late response, but I was busy trying to close my mouth after reading "12 inches" I can't seem to comprehend if I'm more excited or scared. This is one of those "Do I run away?" Moments. *Looks around the room* God damn! That's like a baby leg! How? Why? Where? Oh lord. *Runs out of the room*

Your mind tends to start slipping, right around 80 and you're past that mark. It is about your time.

Oh, you can feel that? I thought after a certain age, you lost all feeling in your body? I learned something today. Sorry, I have a fetish. It's quite perverted really. Kinky!

Oooh, so I /shouldn't/ stick that in your mouth? Sorry. :/

It's probably best that we keep it that way. *Removes flag pole*

Come at me bro!

:D lol

dude you look good :D

Thanks, I'm a model.

model pervert maybe....

lmfao

You'll have to need some jail time for your illness.

haha +1