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By Anonymous - 08/09/2015 22:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML

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Unwarranted

By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 23:12 - United States

Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML

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You deserved it 4 999

Small comforts

By Anonymous - 22/03/2020 22:36

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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Let down

By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 15:54 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML

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You deserved it 7 387

By oboy - 01/03/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML

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You deserved it 7 397

By Chipper - 09/08/2018 03:50

Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML

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You deserved it 905

Lil' cutie

By pitytitty - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML

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You deserved it 7 337

By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML

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You deserved it 7 163

dramaelf 37

Wednesday 9 September 2015 13:41

Well, at least he's trying.

Googolman 29

Wednesday 9 September 2015 13:45

Some guys find small breasts attractive. Don't let it get to you.

Comments

kristen5286 12

Monday 14 September 2015 11:38

big **** suck. you can't wear anything without looking slutty and they sag so much earlier in life.

shartmydarts 8

Thursday 17 September 2015 0:11

Well he's not wrong.

Jerepasaurus 12

Wednesday 23 September 2015 17:32

I've never heard of anyone that complained about Bs. Pretty much everything I've ever come across or guys that I've talked to have said how much they love just a handful.

lonely28 20

Monday 26 October 2015 14:49

That moment when I'm an A cup. FML.

myabeth 11

Wednesday 6 April 2016 23:39

I think that's sweet of him!

truecountrybitch 22

Saturday 12 August 2017 20:20

dont be self concious of b cups. i share sports bras with my 8 year old cause were the same size...im not even an A and ive had 3 kids and im almost 30 years old!