By Username - 23/11/2010 06:50

Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML
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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

#69 how dare you dishonor the FML gods that bestowed 69 upon you. furthermore, not all girls give good BJ's. It's a shame that you are too inexperienced to have had the pleasure of enjoying an amazing knob gobbling. you'll see the light some day. I'm also concerned that #70 seems to think you own a gay. I hope he's mistaken, but if the rumor is true, please let it back out into the wild. gays are not meant to be kept as pets.

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RainieSmiles 0

Can't really find of a way to respond so BR34K ^ W1T H1M

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BDTM 0

why would you break up with him over that? I'm sure it was just a joke.

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Bees_fml 0

You'd break his heart because *you* can't think of a response?? Yeah... like that's not narcissistic.

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30STMluvva 0

that is such a man thing to do!! funny though XD

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sourgirl101 28

What guy isn't passionate about getting head? Be careful for what you ask for.

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berg54 0

Not really a FML. Yes that sucks but any guy would do that most likely joking. If he's not, dump his ass but I bet he was.

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