By Username - 23/11/2010 06:50

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Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML
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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

#69 how dare you dishonor the FML gods that bestowed 69 upon you. furthermore, not all girls give good BJ's. It's a shame that you are too inexperienced to have had the pleasure of enjoying an amazing knob gobbling. you'll see the light some day. I'm also concerned that #70 seems to think you own a gay. I hope he's mistaken, but if the rumor is true, please let it back out into the wild. gays are not meant to be kept as pets.

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theonlysweetpea 10

Really? Really? I'm tempted to say ydi becuz you did ask. Next time just tell the man what you want instead of asking for his opinions when it seems you really don't care.

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logandean 0

haaha headbutt he won't do that again

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franwins0827 7

Clearly, he was passionate about getting a ******* from you. ;-)

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lizamaphone 6

lol actually no.... fricken n00bs don't even know what "kinky" means.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

You copied my name. Maybe inadvertently, but still. >.<

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Inspired22 11

LOL, well, apparently, that didn't get the fire going, so the communication needs to go up a notch still...if you are trying to communicate that you want more passion in the bedroom, apparently he isn't going to make that happen the way you want it, so the ball is in your court, and you are going to have to communicate to him just how you want it to go. That is pretty funny, though. I am guessing your man is on the younger side. Could be wrong, though. You never know!

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